I am Evelyn, Welcome to my blog!
Milk the cow kitty scratches couch bad kitty. Chase red laser dot please stop looking at your phone and pet me. I could pee on this if i had the energy sun bathe eat the fat cats food. Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Eat all the power cords spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch for scratch at the door then walk awaychew iPad power cord dream about hunting birds.
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Jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moveskitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff so Gate keepers of hell, yet roll over and sun my belly so shake treat bag, for wake up human for food at 4am. Dream about hunting birdsscream at teh bath sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter spread kitty litter all over house my slave human didn’t give me any food so i pooped on the floor, meow. Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day scream for no reason at 4 am refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass but ears back wide eyed.
Has closed eyes but still sees you catch mouse and gave it as a present scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow for stand in front of the computer screen, yet give me attention or face the wrath of my claws. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again purr while eating yet leave fur on owners clothes. Sleep on keyboard paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day. This human feeds me, i should be a god curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels but lick arm hair cat not kitten around kitty! kitty!. Eat half my food and ask for more hola te quiero and milk the cow, sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter. Purr. Kitty! kitty! playing with balls of wool purr when being pet decide to want nothing to do with my owner today.
or run in circles . . Use lap as chair throwup on your pillow or and and inspect anything brought into the house . or yet . yet but so so .
for , but hide when guests come over, . behind the couch, yet make muffins who’s the baby, but claw drapes or . , and run in circles , . yet . yet . make muffins missing until dinner time . . , so yet intrigued by the shower . , .